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21 Things People Did During Sex Without Warning

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I met up for some beers with a Chilean girl I went to school with. We got pretty drunk, went back to my place. It was all completely awesome until she got on top. She starts slowly at first, at the same time moaning softly in Spanish. Then getting faster & faster she starts down right yelling at me, looking me right in the eyes & abusing me in her sexy Chilean accent. It started to get really weird, to the point where I kind of want to stop it. Right before she came it was getting pretty god dam violent. She came, punched me in the mouth then slowed back down to her soft Spanish moans again. I come & proceed to have the most awkward orgasm ever.

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A girl I f*cked once started screaming her mothers first, middle and last name.

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We were having sex, rather vanilla but she was on top this time. Then as I’m about to cum, she just straight starts choking me. I’m not talking like, erotic asphyxia, I’m talking like cheryl from archer levels of choking. So here I am balls deep in this chick riding me, only now I cant breathe. Best orgasm I’ve had, and now I’m into that manner of thing. She never called me again, so I assume she got what ever she wanted out of me.

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Girl put her finger in my butt, as I exploded inside her.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.