Like escargot and rim jobs, sometimes dirty talk is an acquired taste. When done right, it can escalate mediocre sex into mind-numbingly ferocious and fantastic f*cking. Although, when done badly, it can mean a one way ticket to awkward town — population you.
While trying to feel out if your boo (or the person you picked up from the bar tonight) is down for a little scandalous conversation about what you want to do to their genitals, you always have to ease into it. That is, maybe don’t start with “F*CK ME UNTIL I BLEED ON YOU!” Dirty talk is all about the build up, y’all.
We can’t always help what comes out of our mouth during sex (or what goes in), but let’s be honest — it’s always entertaining to see what spews out while in our most primal and freaky state.
