21 Women Confess Their Most NSFW Big D*ck Stories

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After a certain size (if you are going in the right direction aka not the cervix), it’s like a tampon, you can’t really feel it anymore than a regular sized dick. However, you also can’t feel that it is making you bleed pretty ridiculously until it’s over. I wasn’t very experienced at sex when I had my first boyfriend and I went to the doctor so many times thinking there was something wrong with me, even got an ultrasound and changed my pill and stuff. When we broke up and I screwed someone with a smaller dick, no problem, awkward!

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My ex had a pretty large cock. He was a little over 8 inches and very girthy, and a grower, not a shower. The first time I saw it, I was so disappointed (I’d been led to believe by a previous lover he had a “horse cock” and it was the size of my pinky) then he got hard and my jaw dropped. The first thing out of my mouth was ” Oh my god, you’re going to break me.” The sex was absolutely amazing, but I ended up getting a lot of bladder infections, which really seriously sucked. We ended up not working out in the long run but I’m convinced he’s the best sex I’ll ever have. I may have plateaued sexually at 23.

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Absolutely the worst sex I’ve ever had. Incredibly painful. I’m a small girl and I felt like he was punching my cervix. I tried not to cry. I like average. I will take that over monster cock anyday. I’m sure some girls like really big, I’ve met one or two, but I’m starting to think the whole “huge-cock” thing is something men just put on each other. Like porn, when I see a massive dick I get completely turned off and think two things…either “That girl is in extreme pain” or “Her vagina must be an endless cavern.”

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I know this guy I call “water bottle dick.” Imagine a 16oz. Nestlé water bottle, and there you have it. New Year’s Eve a few years ago, I had a party on my dock at the lake I live near, and WBD showed up. Midnight rolls around, and people are really starting to party, so I get on my boat and try to turn the stereo up a little louder when WBD followed me and made some small talk, which very quickly progressed to lots of drunken groping and him pulling his dick out. It happened to land on the edge of the galley table with an audible thud, and I thought, oh my god, this looks like it could kill someone. So what did I do? I jumped right on and after ten minutes or so of trying to make it just fit, I sadly gave up. WBD’s ungodly penis was way too long and way, way too girthy. The next morning, my best friend, WBD and I were all hanging out, and the topic of his inhumanly large member came up; she did not believe it was as big as I said it was, so he whipped it out once more, let it fall (flaccid, mind you) onto the table and it rattled the surface so hard it knocked a glass over. If this boy doesn’t get a career in porn, I have no idea what else he’ll do.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.