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23 Anal Sex Horror Stories That Will Make You Gag

5.

I broke my boyfriend’s tailbone with a misdirected thrust.

6.

I kept telling my now ex-boyfriend that I didn’t like anal because it always hurt too much. But he kept whining, so I said ‘fuck it.’ Well, I’d eaten a big bowl of grapes that day, and sure enough, he entered me and I let out a fart so juicy he felt it vibrate on his thing. He never asked for it again.

7.

I was on my period and we wanted to have sex, so we decided on anal. About 20 minutes earlier, I had the urge to poop, but never did. We got hot and heavy, I was getting rammed into the wall, hurt my shoulder, ended up completely pooping on his wiener, and because it was so rough, I bled for two days out of my butt.

8.

I was having anal sex with my boyfriend at his parents’ place while they were gone and we decided to do it on the couch. When he pulled out, I pooped all over the couch, and we tried to clean it up but it was a white couch, and it wouldn’t come out, so we just blamed it on the dog.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.