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23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do

17.

I had an employee call a French woman a frog and then start ribbiting. That was kinda awkward.

18.

Saw a dude fall asleep on a stand up forklift. How tired must you be to do that!?

19.

Went out for smoke breaks like 5x a day, eventually got to a point where he couldn’t wait to get outside and would light up in the elevator to get a head start. Two days after that mishap he took his lunch break and came back very drunk. I think he worked a grand total of 7 days hired-to-fired.

20.

Used to work with this girl that would watch porn as she was operating her machine. She’d prop her phone up on the control board and just watch as if it was a sitcom or some shit.Co-workers went to her supervisor to let him know and he had to have a sit-down with her. She was oblivious to the fact that watching shows on your phone while you work was prohibited, let alone pornhub.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.