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23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New

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Wait, did I shave down there?

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That I'll queef. I realize this is somewhat common but it doesn't mean I'm not incredibly embarrassed by it, or that it doesn't completely kill my mood.

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I have really bad skin. Its slowly clearing up with medication but there are scars and showing a guy who's been leering at your chest for ages that it has acne scars over it is f*cking terrifying.

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Don't fart. Don't fart. Don't fart. Please don't.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.