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23 Confessions From A Financial Dominatrix

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I have a difficult time classifying “unusual” because it’s too subjective a concept. I find it unusual when people want to book a ~$300 session just to sit, facing a corner, near Me – while I play trivia games by Myself. If you mean “unusual” by vanilla standards, probably the people who want their lives so invaded, they spend thousands of dollars on all-seeing remote surveillance so I can monitor them on a constant basis. Also, I had a slave who really enjoyed eating dog shit out of a cat-shaped food bowl. In My realm, seeing an adult dressed in diapers drinking pee out of a bottle is regular – so I have a hard time with what qualifies as “weird.”

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I do any number of things involving the finances of my clients – with some I control every penny of their spending (require receipts), & do heavy surveillance. With others, I demand they allocate a portion of their earnings to give to me, though if they misbehave, sometimes I will refuse it. Some clients crave a good “wishlist rinsing” which means they will purchase things from my various internet wishlists. Some clients want to relate the spending to incentivize their life (lose weight, masturbate less so they can be more productive, etc). Some clients just throw random money & gifts at me. It all depends on the psychological drive or motivation behind their decision to become my slave. Most of my clients, I encourage them to find creative ways to make themselves upwardly mobile, & I use dollars as incentive to do that.

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The list of things I do is nearly infinite, even life-threatening things, terrifying things, things that should generally be done by a medical professional – things the government isn’t even allowed to do…

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I make around 40k-70k year (all things considered), get “paid” through various avenues (cryptocurrency filtering, gift items, treatments, meals, gift cards, and dollars) and I do taxes the old fashioned way – with a pen! I’m a free market anarchist, so I certainly don’t do them happily…

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.