23 Confessions From A Financial Dominatrix

21.

Constantly checking financial statements, browsing tax papers (with consent)… I’d say most of my slaves/clients make under half a million – some more, but most less. Commonly in the 140k – 280k area, so the official bracket for the average singleton is something like “Over $186,350 but under $405,100.” But they all have quite the monthly bills, though I may be quite a prominent one.

22.

My father thinks my job is the greatest job of all time (and he tells me if he had a vagina, he’d be a millionaire). My mother is baffled because she tends to be attracted to Dominant males, so she is confused about where my clients come from – I think she thinks every man is like Christian Grey (of 50 Shades fame). My spouse loves my job, though it’s not his cup of tea to partake in it directly.

23.

Some of the nature of FemDomme is inherently a use-and-discard sort of situation, especially when you have married or traveling clients. Do not get discouraged by those types. Lasting impact has largely to do with creativity, seriousness, and being an overall people-person. As far your relationship, communication is so important it isn’t even funny. Even a few things left unsaid, or unspoken resentments – can and WILL tear it apart.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.