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23 Couples Tried Porno Sex Moves and It Didn’t End Well

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We tried the “amazon position” and I ended up farting. Pretty much stopped everything.

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My husband is really into “stripper porn”. I tried to recreate a move where the man was sitting in a chair and the stripper does a handstand, thighs resting on the guys shoulders, her cooch in his face. Then she twerks. Almost like a seated 69. Lighting and music are perfect. I ask him to sit down, do a little floor show. Then I pull out my big move, execute it perfectly except as begin to twerk I let out the loudest queef right in his face.

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I was on a tinder date at the time, on top of this guy. He thought it’d be super hot if he grabbed my hips and slid me to sitting on his face. Too bad that we had too much momentum going. I ended up hitting my nose on the back board of my headboard so hard that it broke. Hot in theory though.

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Decided to give daring outside sex a go. Drove down a country road and pulled over. Started going at it with my ass hanging off the hood of the car. We hear a car approaching and my partner panics and drops me on my ass. Flat on my bare ass in the dirt as a car comes along while he stands there all nonchalant.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.