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23 Cringeworthy Responses to “I Love You”

14.

“Ya, right. Everything you’ve done is just too perfect. You’re obviously playing me.”

15.

One of my ex’s tricked me into saying I love you for the first time while black out drunk……Next morning I wake up and she’s all happy and says I love you. I reply that I’m not ready to start saying that at this point. She brings up that I said it the previous night. I flat out said, I didn’t mean that.

16.

“Roger that.”

17.

She said, “And I love you like a brother.”

18.

“I love you too… And pizza and turtles and clouds…”

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.