These 23 Disappointing Guys Felt Ashamed After Jacking Off

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Well all masturbate, right? It’s a completely normal part of life. We like to touch ourselves, most often in the comfort of our own homes, maybe with some lotion or a porno. But every once in a while, you get that horny urge to just find a place to fap ASAP. Doesn’t matter where you are or what you’re doing, you need to get off, and at the time you couldn’t give AF about time and place.

But every once in a while that urge leads to you a super embarrassing fap. You find yourself beating your meat in the company of family, or you touch yourself to things you probably shouldn’t touch yourself to. At the time, you probably didn’t care, but now when you look back, you’re hella ashamed.

That’s what happened to these 23 dudes. They confess the times they fapped in totally shameful ways, and later felt extremely embarrassed. Luckily we can read their account and take pleasure in these embarrassing and entertaining tales.

These 23 dudes embarrassingly fapped in some shameful ways:


1.

When I was 13-14ish, I searched my sister’s webcam folder and saw photos of her tits… I was 13, okay? I was so horny I would f*ck my own ass if I could and my ethical judgement was not exactly pristine.

2.

I fapped in the bathroom of the Vatican.

3.

I was maybe 14, and my older brother had a palm pilot, I doodled a little stick figure with big breasts on it. Yup, I’ll never forget.

4.

There’s a video on pornhub, where some girl in a pink top is obviously not enjoying it. I assume the wiener is too big, and she’s holding back tears. But she has an amazing butt. Then at the end, she swallows “him” and the dude asks, “You like that?” and while she’s wiping away tears, she kinda mumbles, “Mmm… Yummy…” Almost made me want to cry. Still fapped.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.