These 23 Disappointing Guys Felt Ashamed After Jacking Off

by Alex Cogen

13.

Was on a family vacation for a week on the way home put a blanket over myself and went to town while my grandmother was sitting 2ft from me.

14.

Fapped in my grandma’s bed. I was so stressed out at her wake, I just slipped away from the party to burn off some steam.

15.

I bunked my high-school’s compulsory prayers in the hall synogogue and sneaked into the big school lecture theater where in the dark I fapped… as everyone else prayed.. on a public sushion seat. Not my proudest moment.

16.

I was at a “ministry development training” camp when I was about 14 and at the end they put you on an island for 6 hours alone to be “with Jesus” so I took a nap. Lost track of time started wandering around and found a knot in a tree that kinda looked like a vag so I shot some ropers of holy spirit onto it and afterward ate a very shameful peanut butter sandwich.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.