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These 23 Disappointing Guys Felt Ashamed After Jacking Off

17.

Fapped to my girlfriend’s cousins feet. I hate feet. I can’t stand looking at them but my gf cousins feet are model perfect. Her toes are perfectly pedicured, perfect deep arches, not wrinkley, and just overall perfect. I couldn’t help it. It possessed me to rub one out.

18.

My housemate had fallen asleep on the sofa, and her vest top had pulled down revealing a lot of breast, so I sat in the chair opposite and went to town, knowing if she woke up it would cause a lot of problems.

19.

While in Italy, I spanked the monkey in the squatty potty of a nunnery.

20.

Back in school, I was 15 I think, my class had a trip of 3 days but I couldn’t go for some reason. Instead I had to come to school and do some learning. I was told that every once in a while a teacher would come look after me, but no one ever came. So I was bored, 4 more hours to go, and than I found this beaty in my french book. Cute face, dark hair, and really nice breasts. So I just fapped right there in the classroom. Napped the rest of the time. One of my better schooldays i guess.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.