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These 23 Disappointing Guys Felt Ashamed After Jacking Off

21.

Was around the same age 11 to 12 when Newgrounds was popular they had a flash game where you would control aliens who would sneak into a naked woman’s room and make their way to her bed while she was asleep to take advantage of her. You had to avoid guard dogs that would try to eat you. But if you successfully avoided them you were treated with a little cutscene of the aliens gangbanging the woman. I also figured out the hotkey for skipping the game and going straight to that cutscene. I just shake my head now when I think about it.

22.

On the same bed as my parents. I felt humiliated and I think I remember enjoying every second of it. I was ten.

23.

When I was 13, on a transatlantic flight to Europe. The flight was 8 hours long. The girl across the aisle from me was wearing leggings as pants before it was ever really a thing, and I could see pretty much everything. She must’ve been 16 or 17 and now that I think about it, there’s no way she didn’t notice me staring at her for hours on end (to be fair, it’s not like she ever covered up). Jerked it in the bathroom 3 times that flight.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.