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23 Fetishes Some People Will Just Never Understand

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We're all sexual creatures with different things that turn us on. Some people are into the vanilla stuff, and kinky sh*t makes them uncomfortable, while for some, it's the polar opposite. The kinkier the better!

But what is too kinky? Is there a place where most people draw the line? Yes, there is. Because there are a whole lotta fetishes and kinky activities out there that are hella weird and nasty. Yeah, of course there are people out there that are into it, but about 99% of human beings will think that their strange sexual interests are beyond nasty, and will never be able to understand what possesses people to do these things.

For instance, these 23 fetishes give most people pause. They're like “WHO DA F IS INTO THIS DEPRAVED SH*T?!” Sure, we should all have open minds, but when you read these fetishes, you probably won't blame us judgmental folks.

People will never understand these 23 fetishes:

1.

F*cking dead people. Like they are cold af, why would you want to stick your d*ck into that? Or have a cold stick in you?

2.

Unbirthing. I understand wanting to get up inside a ladies parts but wanting to be ‘un born' then reborn again is bizarre.

3.

Scat. It's just f*cking gross.

4.

“Pedal pumping.” A girl gets her car stuck in the mud, or the car won't start or whatever, and they pump the gas to try to get going again. …And that's it. That's all it is. There's no mechanic who comes along and offers to fix the car in exchange for a BJ. The girls don't get out of the car, fall in the mud, and start mud wrestling. It's just the girl pumping the gas pedal. One of the few fetishes that's so boring, you can put the videos on YouTube and they won't get deleted, because nobody realizes it's supposed to be sexy. What the hell is hot about that?

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.