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23 Fetishes Some People Will Just Never Understand

by Alex Cogen

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Mechanophilia – e.g. my car is my lover.

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Crushing. Like killing small animals by stepping on them for sexual excitement. I could kill those people at the spot and my actions would at least make sense.

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A friend’s fetish was to have the girl he was dating dress up as a nun. He had several nuns’ habits hanging up in his bedroom closet for them to “try on for size.” We used to think that he wanted to “get into the habit” himself.

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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.