23 Greatest Things Ever Spoken To A Guy’s Member

Even if some people consider it to be a little weird, a lot of people name their man parts. Sometimes it is a joke between friends or a couple, and the name just kind of sticks (sorry for naming your d*** Gloria, you know who you are).

But sometimes you are gettin’ it on and some wasted AF mofo starts singing a lullaby or whispers sweet nothings to your junk. Depending on how drunk you are, this could either be hilarious or hella strange.

But if you find yourself a girl that hums the Star Wars theme song while giving you head, then you best lock that sh*t down son! Seriously though… LOCK THAT ISH DOWN.

These 23 people have said some pretty amazing things to male genitalia:






Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of