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23 Horrifying Sex Injuries Witnessed By People in the Medical Field

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Usually something stuck in someone’s rectum. Anal bead, 12 inch dildo along with the entire base, pool noodle. Sometimes it’s just a simple accident and other times people are just stupid.

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Classic girl meet boy behind dumpster for a blow job. Girl, gets scared and takes a bite out of boy’s penis. Boy, is not happy.

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Doing clincials for my medic a few years ago. Nurse is laughing & leans in close & tells me go to a certain room, & enjoy the show. So I walked into said room and sat in the corner after introducing myself as a student. For about 15 minutes I listened to a mother tell her son to tell The doctor why his stomach hurt. Finally he mumbled “I put moms toy in my butt, and now it’s stuck” the attending not physicians naw dropped her excused himself to “order” X-rays of the Patients and abdomen. They scheduled him for surgery the next day, the next time I came in my preceptor showed me X-rays that were taken, the dildo was about 8inches long and about as thick as the kids spine.

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Young lady was preparing for evening sexy times and used a crappy older razor blade thus removing a 1/8th inch wide strip of her outer labia edge. Very difficult to control the bleeding.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.