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23 Horrifying Sex Injuries Witnessed By People in the Medical Field

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Young man was allowing his dogs to lick gravy off his penis. He would apply the gravy by dunking in the can liberally and then sitting back to enjoy. He may have misjudged and sliced the bottom of his penis on the lid metal and bleed to death on his mattress rather than get help. His roomie called us and we attempted to work him as a victim of shock to no avail.

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Not an emt, but I had a friend, a pretty petite girl, whose ex boyfriend decided he wanted to try to fist her…all at once. There was an ambulance ride involved, a great deal of pain, and their relationship didn’t last long afterwards.

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We get a call & there is a lady, curled up fetal, shivering. Surrounding her is a huge puddle of blood. There’s blood down the hallway & bloody hand prints down the walls. The lady’s blood pressure starts off ok, but starts to quickly drop as we examine her. We note extreme bruising on her inner thighs & the guy points to a large “blood clot” coming out her butt. We’re worried it’s an abusive situation so we don’t ask anymore questions until we get her in the truck. It turns out that they had come to her grandmas lake house, gotten crazy drunk, & started fooling around. He then decided to fist her in the rectum, tearing her internally, & pulling her inside out (hence the “clot”). She had so much alcohol that her blood wouldn’t clot.

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A mother brought in her child into the ER needing immediate medical attention(obviously). Except the child comes in covered in a blanket. The doctor approaches her and notices there is a dog under the blanket also. The story is the child (who is a girl) had sex with the dog, the dog is inside the girl but cannot pull it’s penis out of her. So, the dog panics and starts destroying this poor girls back with claw marks. So they had to rush her to the ER to get the dog off of the girl. However, there was nothing they could do. They had to call in a vet to come in and give the dog a shot to calm it down.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.