23 Horrifying Sex Injuries Witnessed By People in the Medical Field

by Alex Cogen

21.

A couple come into A&E after a (presumably rough) night out. They’d gone back to his place, drunk wine on his bed, then started having sex. She went on top, and as they changed positions one of the wine glasses smashed and left a ~8cm shard in the guy’s arse-cheek. Worst part? She continued to ride him for a number of seconds mistaking his screams for pleasure, and caused some fairly serious lacerations.

22.

I am a Firefighter/Emt. We have a nursing home in our district. We got a call, and upon arriving discovered that two residents (In their 90s) decided to have anal sex. When the man pulled out, he prolapsed the woman…badly. I was quite disturbed by the entire thing.

23.

Have you ever had a tongue-piercing get stuck in a clitoris-ring? Well, fun for the on-duty EMTs (us), not so much for the.. errhh.. “patients”.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.