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The 23 Most Interesting NSFW Facts That Will Blow Your Mind

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Knowing things is fun, how could it not be? You get to tell people crazy information and open their eyes to information that you know will blow their mind. It’s fun to share your knowledge.

So today, we’re going to tell you some information that will make you be like “DA FUQ?!” Yeah, that’s right, we’re here to shock and awe, because we’ve found 23 facts that will blow your mind. And not just any old boring facts: sexual ones. Because what’s more interesting than NSFW facts? Nothing I tell you. NOTHING!!!

So prepare your mind for some weird sexual sh*t. From facts about animal mating habits to historical figures to the kind of thing that will haunt your dreams, we’ve got it all! So next time you’re at a boring AF date or party, spring one of these bad boys on your crew, and you’ll have the crowd gasping in no time.

These 23 NSFW facts will blow your mind:

1.

Kinda surprised I haven’t seen this yet, but the world record for youngest mother was age 5. The situation involved ridiculously early puberty and a highly questionable father.

2.

4 popes have died during sex.

3.

In Aztec culture, avocados were considered sexually powerful and and were restricted from virgins.

4.

Cock size is passed down via the X chromosome, meaning a guy’s dick and his dad’s dick won’t have any resemblance to each other.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.