The 23 Most Interesting NSFW Facts That Will Blow Your Mind

by Alex Cogen

13.

Uncontrolled diabetes will make semen/vaginal fluid sweeter.

14.

The barnacle, by percent of total body mass, has the largest penis of the entire animal kingdom, often more than 50% of their soft tissue.

15.

You’ve been further up your mom, than your dad has.

16.

There is a type of shrimp where every shrimp is male. When two male shrimp feel like mating, they both get massive fucking shrimp boners, and commence a god damn sword fight! The winner of the sword fight tears off the others shrimps dick with its mouth, turning the shrimp into a female. The male shrimp then fucks the shit out of the other one, before impregnating it.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.