Ah, the elusive female ejaculate. For some, it may only exist in the realm of magic and mythical creatures along with unicorns and people who don’t masturbate. But for these ladies, they’ve honed in on their sexual super powers and have been chasing their wonderful vagina waterfalls ever since!
It might be a little shocking at first, but once you get over the fact that you’re not pissing the sheets, squirting can be a hell of a lot of fun. And really f*cking hot. If any sexual partner of yours winces at the wetness, then you have the right to kick them out of bed and shun them from ever getting close to your p*ssy again.
It’s just, like, the rules of feminism.
For a lot of men, getting a woman to squirt is like hitting the sexual jackpot. Wiggle your finger here, press down with circular motions there, and BINGO! You even get a free, congratulatory fountain celebration. #soregal