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23 Men Confess The Creepiest Thing A Woman Has Ever Said to Them

5.

“If you leave me I’ll kill you. If you find another girl I’ll make sure to ruin both your lives forever.” We’ve been happily married for 5 years.

6.

Didn’t have a condom one night so a girl supplied one…we did the dirty. The next morning she asked what I would name our kid.

7.

I knew a crazy goth chick in HS who tried to convince me to kill myself and will her my ashes.

8.

“We’re gonna get married aren’t we?” Second date, no alcohol involved.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.