23 Men Confess The Creepiest Thing A Woman Has Ever Said to Them

by Alex Cogen

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Used to work with a woman in a hospital cafeteria. One time she randomly declared to anyone within earshot that her boyfriend liked to “f*ck her on her period because it was like having sex with a dead animal.” 16 year old me had no idea how to respond.

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“You’re really expensive to stalk” — As I delivered pizza to their apartment.

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“Do you know how easily I could accuse you of rape?” Noped the f*ck out of that relationship.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.