23 Men Confess The Creepiest Thing A Woman Has Ever Said to Them

by Alex Cogen

13.

“Maybe there’s a picture of you naked on your Drive.” My former boss, who is pretty attractive and married said so to me, who was an intern at the time.

14.

On a first date a woman literally said “You woo me the best you can and in the next few dates I’ll let you know if I think it’s good enough.” I let it slide as weird humor or something. Later, we were gently disagreeing on something and she said “We do it my way because, who’s got the p*ssy here?!” I saw it wasn’t a joke, she was serious in both those statements. The date ended quickly after that. There wasn’t a second date.

15.

Had a friend who was in the middle of having sex with a girl and she asked him to stay completely still because it was like she was f*cking his corpse.

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Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.