23 Men Confess The Creepiest Thing A Woman Has Ever Said to Them

by Alex Cogen

17.

Crazy ex-gf held a knife to her throat and told me that she kills herself if I go home. She did that while locking herself in, a glassdoor between us. She did it cause I said she’s too crazy for me to continue a relationship.

18.

One said she wanted to bite my dick off. And the way she was looking at me with these crazy eyes, I believed her. I noped right out of there as fast as I could.

19.

On a first date with a coworker-at-the-time: “By the way, you can’t break up with me without my permission. I have power of attorney.”

20.

“Do you want to have sex while you wait until my sister gets home?” I was dating her sister. She was serious.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.