23 Men Confess The Creepiest Thing A Woman Has Ever Said to Them

by Alex Cogen

21.

My local vet is a middle aged woman. She always seemed really caring and lovely. Never had a problem with her but then she started texting me late at night asking me to get coffee with her. She said I reminded her of her sons who lived far away. I blocked her number when she offered me money. I got a super creepy vibe from the wording she used.

22.

“I’m going to suck your soul out tonight.” I never met her before.

23.

“You have one year to decide if you’re going to marry me.” First date – Dinner had just been ordered. My response: “I’m still trying to decide on a second date…”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.