To be a redneck in America is to find honor and glory in your ability to drink an infinite amount of Bud Light while hunting, mowing your lawn, fixing one of your five trucks, chilling on your porch, playing chicken sh*t bingo, and making squirrel stew.
And while some of those sound like unbelievable tropes and stereotypical fodder, you can't make that sh*t up. A redneck loves to proclaim just how big of a redneck they truly are, and hey — I'm not here to judge. Just keep the squirrel stew for yourselves, thanks!
So fill up your mason jar with moonshine and get out your 76 different kinds of taxidermy because it's time to relish in your redneck nature (or thank GAWD that you aren't). Whatever the case, rednecks are here to stay because Amuricah.
