Chocolate, whipped cream, phallic shaped vegetables — these items are pretty standard fare when it comes to spicing things up in the bedroom. But what happens when you branch out and introduce new and unlikely foods into sex? Like, I’m talking thousand island dressing and macaroni salad kind of new.
People can’t live without food and us freaky freaks definitely can’t live without sex, so it only makes sense that we’d want to combine the two in a sticky, sexual smorgasbord of flavor and fun.
I mean, who really wants to go out to dinner and spend a bunch of money when you can just slather your boyfriend’s d*ck in condiments and eat it like a hot dog FOR FREE?
