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23 People Confess Their Greatest Sexual Achievement

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Had Sex through a window. As in I was on one side of the window and she was on the other. She had a dresser on her side, and had me pull up a plastic lawn chair, saying she was going to “give me a surprise”. Surprise turned out to be an amazing blowjob… Then she turned around and had me hold onto the frame of the window. Her uncle opened the door to my right when she was going down on me again… I bolted and had never been so scared in my life. Came 3 times through that window… I just wish she wasn’t batshit crazy.

14.

Finally convinced my girlfriend to have a three-way with me and one of her girlfriends after a drunken night in a hot tub in our underwear. It was everything I hoped for, and I managed to keep my relationship intact after the alcohol and post-orgy bliss wore off.

15.

I blew and had sex with my bf in a women’s restroom at a Dave N Busters (restaurant, bar, arcade mixed in one). It was my bfs birthday, so us and a few friends went out for food, booze and arcade games. Booze always makes me a more daring person, and I had an idea. You see my bf is very feminine looking, with big eyes, long hair, and a perky ass. He has been mistaken for a girl multiple times. I told him to act like he belonged and to meet me in the last stall in women’s restroom in a few minutes. He did, he got a bj, fucked me, and we never got caught. 10/10 would do again.

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Eskimo brothers with 2 Chainz.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.