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23 People Confess The Most NSFW They’ve Experienced In A Professional Setting

5.

I was working for an international company and we were rolling out video conferencing equipment. We had the far end system in the London office on and connected (it was like 9PM there) for testing. The monitor was off there, but the camera wasn’t. I was looking at network traffic when I heard voices. Looked up and saw an exec and his male assistant. Went about my business when my co-worker walked in and said “Hey, did you get tha- WHAT THE FUCK?” Exec had dropped to his knees and started going at it. On our 60″ monitor. I quickly killed the connection. And I still don’t know if my side was muted or not, but if it wasn’t it was probably pretty funny with some dude getting a beej and the a sudden voice coming through from nowhere.

6.

When I was 19 I worked for a quick oil change place and I had a woman sit in her car and change every stitch of clothing while I stood there and wrote down her information.

7.

First start-up I worked at in the 90s (just a few of us) ran meetings by having the note taker use a sheet of paper placed over a Playboy. If the note taker started flipping through the magazine, the meeting wasn’t interesting enough and was declared over.

8.

Was fixing someone’s computer, found about 35 gigs of child porn. Called the cops and called the dude saying his computer was fixed and ready for pick-up. He showed up at the store with the Sheriff waiting just inside.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.