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23 People Confess The Most NSFW They’ve Experienced In A Professional Setting

21.

I worked at a restaurant and one of the hostesses would talk about having anal beads in while working and how she came when she walked around the restaurant.

22.

During my ER clinicals to become a paramedic I saw 2 nurses and a doc go into a room together. Thought nothing of it untilI I went into that room to get something and they were having themselves a good old fashion 3 way. I wasn’t sure what to do so I did the mature thing and tried to gossip amongst the other nurses. They all already knew about it. Apparently the 3 of them actually lived together.

23.

I was on call at the hospital one night during my residency. I get called at about 3 am for a disturbance in a patient’s room. I walk down the hall and hear some screaming and a bunch of nurses standing outside this patient’s room. As I get to the door I see the patient standing in the corner, covered in her own poop, legs bent and arm up her gown. This woman was pulling out poop from her butt and throwing it at nurses and whoever tried to get near her. I “noped” the hell out of there. She eventually ran out of poop and I have a phone order for some meds to put her down. I felt bad for the housekeeping crew that night. They were up to their elbows in poop.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.