Have you ever had fantasies of banging your boss against a filing cabinet or gotten horny thinking about getting your d*ck sucked in the back of the meat cooler while stocking? Well for some lucky(?) employees, they made their dreams a reality and partook in some nasty NSFW trysts.
It always seems like a better idea in your head — sly glances across cubicles, a flirty thigh rub by the copy machine, anal in the back closet room — but usually, when it comes to getting down at work, you run the risk of getting caught in the most awkward and embarrassing of ways. And you’ll probably get fired. WAS IT WORTH IT, BOB?!?!
Sure, you may not have meant to stream that MILF porn video on the projector at that work meeting, but you’ll always be known as “that guy” from now on, whether you like it or not. So if you’re thinking it’s a good idea to boink your boss, co-worker, or customer at your place of employment, just remember that you could be the subject line of one really awkward company memo.
