23 People Confess The Most Bizarre Things They’ve Done During Sex

Sometimes people say and do weird sh*t during sex — that’s a given. But what happens when people do things so bizarre, so whacky, so WTF (!?!) that you’re left wondering how someone could actually think of anything so strange.

I thought I was weird, but pretending that your bed is a cage, you’re a hamster, and your boyfriend’s d*ck is the water spout makes my freaky tendencies look elementary at best.  I either need to step my rodent fantasy game up, or continue on with my bleak and boring sex life.

BRB — going to buy a guinea pig.

These bizarre sex tales will make you feel a little bit more “normal” — although, who are we kidding? We’re all freaks.


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Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.