23 People Confess Valuable Lessons They Learned From Having Sex

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When it comes to sex, there is a lot you need to know. Initially, some people think all it takes it putting it in the hole, and using protection (hopefully everyone thinks this). Sure, those are the absolute basics, but there is a lot more to it than that, especially if you want to have mind-blowing sex that both parties will enjoy.

But a lot of those lessons you won’t really learn until you get in there, and get in there A LOT. It takes experience to learn some lessons, and figure out the tips and tricks that will make sex dope AF.

We all have different insights and things to share. I, for one, can tell you that if it burns like a motherfucker, there’s a chance you’re allergic to latex! I found out the hard way (lol get it?). Took me multiple doctors visits to figure that one out. But we all have our own experiences, and we can all learn from each other.

These 23 people share the lessons they learned from having sex:


1.

When using Trojan fire and ice condoms do not let a chick go down on you. Unless you want the nickname fire cock.

2.

Men, trim your fingernails first. At this point in my marriage when I see the husband clipping his nails at night I know he wants it.

3.

Put a pillow under her hips.

4.

Did you eat anything remotely spicy today? Wash your damn hands. With soap. Twice.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.