23 People Have Crazy Quirks That Require A Heads Up Before Sex

by Alex Cogen

21.

I worked with a guy that seemed cool. One night we went out & he said he felt that his spirit animal was a wolf. Later we got too f*cked up & had sex. During he let out this deep growl. I don’t just mean a sensual low growl. I mean like from his nose, loud SNARL, accompanied by a painful scratch down my back by his nails. I thought it was a one time thing. No, this happened every time we had sex following the first, eventually accompanied by him mentioning blood-letting, which was the sign for me to stop seeing him. He literally thought he was a wolf.

22.

Said she had no gag reflex, but that doesn’t prepare you for the absence of gagging sounds and the feeling of the tip bending down her throat.

23.

My now husband said he had a small scar from his circumcision. It’s not small, and when I saw it I said, “Wow, your parents should have sued.” Then I quickly apologized but he just laughed.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.