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23 People Ignored Red Flags Because The Sex Was Mindblowing

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“I think she might have been a racist” DOESN’T MATTER HAD SEX. “She put a bag on my head” STILL COUNTS. Seriously, this song describes sex for so many people. Doesn’t matter who it is, as long as you’re getting some, it’s whatever!

But sometimes IT DOES MATTER. Like, if you see a KKK mask or they shove raw meat up their vagina, you should run like the wind. There are a lot of red flags out there, and those are the kind that are impossible to ignore.

But some people knowingly choose to ignore blatant red flags because the sex is mindblowing. Like, best sex you ever had type shiz. So if you’re having incredible sex, would you give it up if the person is clearly CRAZY? Your answer should be yes, but unfortunately, some of you probably thought “f*ck no, I’d keep hitting it.”

So perhaps you just have to learn first-hand what it’s like to get involved with a crazy person. Or maybe, by reading the following 23 examples of people that ignored red flags because of sex, you’ll see how f*cking horrible things can end up. Seriously, people, don’t put your d*ck in crazy, or let crazy put his d*ck in you.

These 23 people ignored red flags because the sex was amazing:

1.

She would shove raw meat up her p*ssy. The smell was like nothing I’ve ever experienced but holy shit could that girl suck a d*ck.

2.

She killed my cat when we had an argument. She fulfilled all of my fantasies. I miss my cat.

3.

She straight up said, “ya, I’m for reals pretty crazy.” She was super cool and the sex was stellar, but oh man… she wasn’t lying.

4.

She ate with two hands, all the time. Even when I took her out for Italian food, she’d request a 2nd fork and literally dual wield them while eating spaghetti. When she’d eat burgers, she’d dig her fingers into the bun so hard it looked like the burger had bullet holes in it. When I met her mom, one of the first things she said was,”I didn’t teach her to eat like that and I still don’t know where she got it from.”

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.