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23 People Ignored Red Flags Because The Sex Was Mindblowing

5.

She was just a pathological liar. She told me she had SIDS as a child. She was also struck by lightning.. Her stories were f*cking crazy and always changed, but… good sex.

6.

Dozen and dozens of ceramic dolphin statues.

7.

She was one of those people who gave up on anything they aren’t instantly good at. She honestly didn’t understand why someone would try to develop a new skill. She even gave up on making friends because she couldn’t grasp that friendships and meeting people were something to put effort into. she was literally in tears that people didnt fall out the sky to emotionally support her after we broke up.. so she started propositioning my roommate when she got lonely enough and he fell into the same stupid trap and i stopped talking to him and moved out.

8.

He was smoking hot and the sex was amazing so I ignored the fact that all he did was talk shit about people. I should have known he probably did the same about me when I wasn’t around. He just loved drama it was pretty pathetic. But, again…. the sex.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.