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23 People Ignored Red Flags Because The Sex Was Mindblowing

13.

She was insanely hot. A 10/10. She told me her marriage was a failure & that she was getting a divorce. She also “didn’t like girls because of all the drama.” Should have walked away right there. One day she tells me that her husband raped her that night & she doesn’t know what happened. A month later she’s pregnant. She doesn’t think it’s mine. Well, 8 months later the kid comes & she’s a spitting image of the husband. At this point my sister tells me that her friend works with the husband who had been saying how they were trying to have a baby. I ignore it because I knew my sister hated her. Dated the girl for 4 years putting up with her bullshit. I bought all of her excuses. I finally moved 1000 miles away.

14.

I didn’t really ignore it…but she wanted me to pick her over my kids. Still hate fucked her for a few more weeks.

15.

She would look at old text messages of mine. She would try & stop me from playing basketball with my friends or doing anything. She would want to go everywhere with me. At first it was cute and flattering, plus the sex was insane. She was a slut in the bedroom & her sex drive was higher than mine. But then it got to be too much. I would go to classes & come home where she would be waiting for me near my house or “on the way” to my house. She tried to keep me inside by f*cking me senseless into my bed. It was enough for me so I broke it off after 6 weeks.

16.

She literally called me God, and worshiped the ground I walked on. It was a bit much. But she liked anal, which was pretty great.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.