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23 People Reveal Embarrassingly Cringeworthy Things they Said To Their Crush

6.

He slammed into me in the halls, asked me if I was ok and I said thank you. I thanked him for the assault.

7.

I said to her in front of her roommate: “I’m still a virgin. Can you teach me how to have intercourse?”

8.

He was shirtless and gave me a hug and I didn’t know what to look at and got really overwhelmed so I told him I liked his nipple. We (somehow) ended up dating, and a few years later he actually brought it up. He has a terrible memory, but of course that’s what he remembers of me. That’s probably all he still remembers from our relationship. That I liked his nipple.

9.

“I’m gonna ask you to prom tomorrow, so uh, be ready.”

10.

“You got a girlfriend?” He says no. “Want one?”

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.