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23 People Reveal Embarrassingly Cringeworthy Things they Said To Their Crush

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He was inquiring about Ohio's weather in March because he's not from here and was wanting to plan a weekend trip to Hocking Hills. I responded by saying the weather is very much like a woman on her period. He looked at me funny and turned to talk to someone else. I was trying to be funny but bombed.

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Freshman year I shared a class with this one guy that I started to develop a crush on. We talked to each other from time to time but overall he was kinda quiet. He'd mostly just smile at me. One day we were really busy working on this project and he started mouthing some words from across the room because we were supposed to be focused and only whispering. I couldn't make out what he was trying to say so eventually he jotted something down. “Do you like me?” I immediately panicked and blurted out, “THE ONLY THING I LOVE IS MY DOG!” Followed by extreme silence. I just sat down and went back to work, but my crush gave his approval and nodded.

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A couple of years after HS I told my crush I would have fucked him in HS but not now, since he got fat af. I was extremely intoxicated when I told him that.

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My friend told my crush to move over so he would block the sun from hitting her. I told him it wouldn't work because he was, “brighter than the sun.”

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.