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23 People Reveal Embarrassingly Cringeworthy Things they Said To Their Crush

20.

“Next time you come over lets go on the trampoline so we can bounce on each other.” Age: 14. I meant it exactly as it sounds.

21.

Worst thing I ever said to a crush was when I was drunk and she had offered to drive me home from the bar so I didn’t have to walk (she hadn’t been drinking). I said “take a left here to take me home or take a right to go somewhere and make out” and was immediately mortified with my drunk self.

22.

I asked her if she is a virgin. She got angry and slapped me.

23.

Once mentioned that her nipple was visibly erect. In hindsight, not the best move.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.