Alright kinky people — it's hard to be shamelessly kinky in the big bad world when your fetish still remains quite taboo. And even if it's not so taboo anymore (sup butt stuff!), it's still inconvenient when trying to maneuver your way around the heteronormative ideals of straight, vanilla, missionary, procreative sex. Thanks to all the rich old white men in government, I unfortunately don't see that slowing down anytime soon. Also, f*ck that.
So I guess you'll just have to find your own circle of likeminded freaky freaks. In that case — get your kink on, my friend! But for some, it's hard to fulfill your lactation fetish when your girlfriend definitely isn't pregnant & it's creepy for you to be hanging around Lamaze classes. And for all my anal sex worshipers — I get that it's hard to get it on spur of the moment unless you want to deal with the messy aftermath.
It's also definitely awkward when you have an intense twin fetish. Like, your wife is a twin, but they come from the most conservative Mormon family ever, so good luck with that, bro! Guess you'll just have to settle for the World Wide Web to satiate the double take of lust. Just don't let your wife check your search history because that could make for one real awkward conversation. Or maybe she'd be down! TBH, Mormons have been known to get jiggy with it.
For these 23 people, their dirty fetishes proved to be quite the inconvenience sometimes:
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