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23 People Reveal The Most Inconvenient Thing About Their Dirty Fetish

17.

Hiding away all my panties, high heels, and sexy dresses under my bed every time my girlfriend comes over.

18.

As an 18 year old, it’s a little tough finding 30-35 year old sex partners that wanna be called mommy while also being submissive. Also I like feet and feel weird seeing them in public. Both of these fetishes are also seen as rare for a lady to have. So a lot of people think I’m really weird.

19.

Being erotically dominated by a werewolf and marked as it’s mate is not only implausible and evokes the aberrant perception that I want to engage in bestiality, but if I were broach the subject to any person, I’d be distorting the demarcation of sanity. They’d be suggesting to seek imminent professional help whilst declaring I read too many fantasy novels, which I do consume frequently. So, I satiate my unusual and completely nonviable desire by being taken from behind and employing my evocative imagination. Thankful, my SO doesn’t mind occasionally biting the valley of taunt flesh between my neck and shoulder.

20.

Girlfriend does not think it’s safe to blow me in the car and I only like blowjobs while driving.

Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.