23 People Reveal The Weirdest Rumor They Heard About Themselves In High School

High school kids are a tough crowd. Hormones are raging, social ranking reigns supreme, and rumors run wild like your twerk-filled winter formal last year.

Okay, so maybe there were no rumors of you using a hotdog as a dildo your sophomore year, but teenagers can make up some pretty gnarly sh*t about other classmates. Maybe people started flinging around the idea that you had gotten pregnant THREE times in the last year by your physics teacher. Or perhaps you apparently like to ride around naked on your lawn mower. Seems dangerous, but okay.

The weirdest rumors are the ones that take your actual life into account. People sure were startled when you walked into class Monday morning after having “died” in a freak masturbation accident over the weekend. How fifteen year olds will continue to make up ridiculous rumors like that — I have no idea.

These are 23 of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright disgusting rumors that were circulated about people in high school:





Written by Laura McNairy

Laura is a freelance writer for TFLN. She likes to write about what she knows best — dating, sex, and being awkward, but usually in the opposite order. She is the Assistant Editor and videographer for Peach Fuzz, a sex-positive nudie magazine in ATX.