High school kids are a tough crowd. Hormones are raging, social ranking reigns supreme, and rumors run wild like your twerk-filled winter formal last year.
Okay, so maybe there were no rumors of you using a hotdog as a dildo your sophomore year, but teenagers can make up some pretty gnarly sh*t about other classmates. Maybe people started flinging around the idea that you had gotten pregnant THREE times in the last year by your physics teacher. Or perhaps you apparently like to ride around naked on your lawn mower. Seems dangerous, but okay.
The weirdest rumors are the ones that take your actual life into account. People sure were startled when you walked into class Monday morning after having “died” in a freak masturbation accident over the weekend. How fifteen year olds will continue to make up ridiculous rumors like that — I have no idea.