23 People Did Weird Things That Ruined The Mood During Sex

by Alex Cogen

21.

Ex, one of those just the right amount of alcohol nights where anal was on the table. I’d just gotten in and was hitting a good rhythm and she says “We should call your mother.” Had to take a breather that just killed it for a few. Some wire in her mind got crossed it’d been a awhile since I’d been in her ass, my mother is a pain in the ass, all made sense in hindsight.

22.

She accidentally farted, which made us both laugh hysterically.

23.

One of his dogs jumped up on the bed while we were going at it and he sat up and started petting it and doing the goo goo gaga baby talk thing. It was a real life what the f*ck moment.

Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of thelazygurl.com.