23 People Who Gave Their Partners The Best Orgasms Ever

So sex, amirite?! It’s just AMAZING. Well, as long as you have a generous partner that won’t pull the ole hump-and-dump or be like “me first” and then “but, I’m so tired now.” PS YOU GUYS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH.

Every minute of sex if great if you have a dope partner, but good god, nothing is quite like the big finish. You know what I’m talking about, but it’s just so hard to describe (lol.. hard).

But sometimes that big O goes above and beyond the usual climax. Sometimes, the whole earth shakes and the heavens open up and you are just like PRAISE BE TO THE HIGHER POWER THAT GAVE US THIS GIFT!

And even if you get a sex injury or the classic UTI as a result, you know deep down that the sex that brought you to this point was so worth it. Thank you orgasm gods, I will wear my sex injury as a badge of honor! That orgasm was well worth it.

These 23 people got it on and had the best orgasms EVER:





Written by Alex Cogen

Alex is a New Yorker currently living in Austin. She loves cats, grass, and latex but unfortunately is allergic to all 3. She makes mom and dad jokes more than she cares to admit (jk she'll admit it loud and proud). She isn't as funny as she thinks she is. She is the founder of