23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

13.

I know what his fiancée looks like naked. She got out of the shower after spending the night. He was at work and she (mistakenly) assumed I was too.

14.

He thinks I won’t notice when my food stash is suddenly a bag of Hot Fries shorter than it was before class.

15.

That him and another one of my best male friends used to hook up regularly although neither of them are “out” yet. Actually, the roommate is deeply Catholic and publicly thinks that homosexuality is a sin, so, we’ll see how all that works out.

16.

My roommate in my freshman college dorm showered every day, but he kept smelling progressively worse. Two months in he smelled like a wet dog. I could not figure out what was happening. Then I checked the container that had his bar soap in it. It was completely pristine and had not been used. He had been carrying it every day to the shower and just not using it, so he still smelled like a**, just wet a**. So weird.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.