23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know

by Irvi Torremoro

17.

Happened to a friend of mine, his computer broke so his roommate lent his computer to my friend. So, my friend wanted to show me a youtube video. We proceeded to turn on his roommate’s computer and on the desktop, I noticed a folder titled, “Favorite Biblical Passages” so I inquired about it. My friend didn’t notice it before so we decided to see what was inside because his roommate isn’t one to be religious. I never knew so much rape porn existed back in 2006.

18.

Mine speaks as if he were a baby to his fiance on the phone, while she laughs or occasionally insults him. I hear it all night. Also, two nights ago he farted the first four notes to the song grandfather clocks play in near perfect pitch and time while asleep.

19.

I knows she’s into bestiality porn, because I overhear her talking to her boyfriend about it all the damn time.

20.

She thinks I don’t know that she sneaks some of her dirty dishes into my pile, but oh, I know.

Written by Irvi Torremoro

Irvi Torremoro is an Austinite by way of Las Vegas. She's worked in various outlets in food & beverage and is now focused on writing, eating all the things, talking about Beyonce, and petting all the puppies. She runs flavorandbounty.com, a lifestyle blog about people in the service industry.